Sometimes a stray thought like this takes an inordinately strong hold on my mind, and there's nothing to be done but to write it out and post it, for your amusement/annoyance.
Magic Morsel (Magic-user, level 1)
Duration: 1 turn
This spell creates a morsel of whatever food is most delectable to a chosen monster type within range. The caster may cause the food to appear anywhere within the spell's range. Non-intelligent monsters will always stop to eat the food, unless some other instinct is more pressing (e.g. the PCs are carrying off a mother bear's cub.) Intelligent monsters will choose whether to stop for the food depending on the particular circumstances. The food disappears after 1 turn. It does not satisfy the creature's hunger or nutritional needs.