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Thursday, January 3, 2013

New spell

Spiritual Hammer

Cleric, Level 4
Range: 0 (Caster only)
Duration: See below

While this spell is in effect, all creatures living, undead, or artificial are unable to make physical contact with the caster. 

The spell lasts as long as the caster continues to chant, "Can't touch this!" and perform the requisite somatic gyrations. 



(I know I probably should have saved this for April 1st, but that's SOOOOO far away...)

1 comment :

  1. My, my, my undead hits me so hard
    Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
    Thank you for blessing me
    With a mind to turn and two six die
    It feels good, when you know you're down
    A super dope cleric from the next town
    And I'm known as such
    And this is a spell, uh, you can't touch

    I told you undead (You can't touch this)
    Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
    Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
    Yo, let me bust the holy symbol (You can't touch this)

    Fresh new level, advance
    You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
    So move, outta your seat
    And get a fly lich and catch this feat
    While it's rolling, hold on
    Turn a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
    Like that, like that
    Priest on a mission so turn them back
    Let 'em know, that you're too much
    And this is a turn, uh, you can't touch
    Fresh new levels, advance
    You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
    So move, outta your seat
    And get a fly lich and catch this feat
    While it's rolling, hold on
    Turn a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
    Like that, like that
    Priest on a mission so turn them back
    Let 'em know, that you're too much
    And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

    Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
    Why you standing there, orc? (You can't touch this)
    Yo, roll the dice, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)

    Give me a spell, or prayer
    Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'er
    Now, they know
    You talking about the Cleric you talking about a show
    That's Law, and Light
    Zombies are sweating so pass them a wipe
    Or a book, to learn
    What's it gonna take in the levels to turn
    Turn charts? Legit
    Either turn hard or you might as well quit

    That's word because you know...

    You can't touch this...

    (I don't have the heart to do the rest)

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