Spiritual Hammer
Cleric, Level 4
Range: 0 (Caster only)
Duration: See below
While this spell is in effect, all creatures living, undead, or artificial are unable to make physical contact with the caster.
The spell lasts as long as the caster continues to chant, "Can't touch this!" and perform the requisite somatic gyrations.
(I know I probably should have saved this for April 1st, but that's SOOOOO far away...)
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My, my, my undead hits me so hard
ReplyDeleteMakes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to turn and two six die
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope cleric from the next town
And I'm known as such
And this is a spell, uh, you can't touch
I told you undead (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the holy symbol (You can't touch this)
Fresh new level, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly lich and catch this feat
While it's rolling, hold on
Turn a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Priest on a mission so turn them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a turn, uh, you can't touch
Fresh new levels, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly lich and catch this feat
While it's rolling, hold on
Turn a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Priest on a mission so turn them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, orc? (You can't touch this)
Yo, roll the dice, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a spell, or prayer
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'er
Now, they know
You talking about the Cleric you talking about a show
That's Law, and Light
Zombies are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a book, to learn
What's it gonna take in the levels to turn
Turn charts? Legit
Either turn hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this...
(I don't have the heart to do the rest)